MICHELLE: Hey, MJ. How is a majestic field different from a gaudy shrimp? MJ: Hmmm, I don't know, how *is* a majestic field different from a gaudy shrimp? MICHELLE: One's a proud lawn and the other is a loud prawn! MJ: Ba-dum-dum *chick* MICHELLE: That one can be blamed on Stephen Fry. Now that I've